» Orion Cervio’s …prose is crystal clear, his eyes are full of knowing, his coat has that Hi-Pro glow, and he’s been holding out on you and…

» This is proof you’re still breathing, so far. You can read. If you can understand things in addition to being able to read them, we’ll make…

» Nutrition Facts Serving Size 8 pages (front and back) Servings per container approximately 8.6 Amount Per Serving Calories 6,660 % Daily Value* Total Phat 961g Saturated…

» “…this substance “Majenta” is a medical discovery of significance equal to leeching.” –Medieval Christian Science Monitor “It made me feel quite spry, and very dandy as…

» majenta vol. 3, no. 1 dedicated to the million shades of orange reflected in her wide & wishing eyes and the 1 in 50…

» Though majenta is currently exclusively digital we expect the same level of etiquette a print magazine receives. We strongly encourage submissions of any material…

» Preramble Well, well, well… Putting together the first online edition was enough to drive me to drink. It was a short drive. How do…

» over a year apart. how do we stand it? do you suffer it too? it’s raining tonight. can you believe it? middle of winter…

» Time again to regale you with my wit. To sweep you off your feet with my genius of prose and clarity of thought. But…

» [Ed: to be placed when our typist’s paycheck clears.]            

» There’s so much talk. Do you remember that feeling that a conversation could give you when you were fifteen? Utter frustration or elation. Chasing…

» for the last four weeks i have been panicking over this column and the lateness of the second issue and the multiple typographical and…

» Puxa! Number four, the year’s end. Who would’ve thought I’d last another year? Winter is upon us. In an effort to make this issue…

» Alcohol disuse self-diagnosis profile. We at majenta know how painful and difficult to escape sobriety can be. Here’s a test to see if you…

» You just see that guy? What guy? The guy…

» Love 1. impious sex. 2. moving in — necessitating the facsimile of. 3. cramming an awkwardly shaped dildo into the ass of someone dressed…

» Gemini You are hilarious this month. Just like the hit movie about the twins with Danny DeVito and Arnold Swartzenegger. Oh, shit! Did I…

» The Trouble with Spitting Cobras Spitting cobras are extremely dangerous reptiles. They can grow more than twenty feet in length and they live in…

» Are you sober? Sobriety may seem outwardly appealing but think of what is cost you; what it is costing you. Here are the seven…

» There once was a young girl named Michelle. She was a trainee. She had a piece of fruit. Michelle was loose with her fruit....

» Print these up, cut them out, insert them in your friend’s fortune cookie, and viola! Let the fun begin! Your wife is cheating on…

» 1. Offers to buy a shot to go along with your beer. 2. Brags about how much money he makes. 3. Casual reference to…

» Here’s a little guide for interpretation of your grades at the old Universidad de Nada Mas remember: if it wasn’t true we couldn’t print…

» It’s been a sad life. People sometimes accuse me of hating The Spice Girls because they’re popular; of hating Keanu Reeves because he’s so…

» I had this great idea—we could play a game I’d heard about involving three drinks and two tabs of acid, then off we went…

» Note: Fiction. Similarities? You’re fuckin’ paranoid. Dearest Jennifer, Ran into David at Jack’s. I was with Clay, David was hitting on Tanya. Shoos Clay…

» Scoping out the donut aisle at the 7-11 is always a rewarding experience. The glazed, the powdered, the jelly-stuffed—they sometimes put me in a…

» THERE ARE THOSE FEW SLEEPLESS NIGHTS YOU LOOK FORWARD TO- LIKE THOSE YOU SPEND WRITHING, CATERWAULING, SURGING—YOUR BODY WARPING FROM THE FRICTION BETWEEN YOU…

» If the essence of culture is to rely increasingly on technology then our concentration should turn to efficiency and not convenience—we’ve heard this and…

» My skin turns black and falls from me, and my bones burn with heat. My lyre is turned to mourning, and my pipe to…