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Section Fat Bastard Speaks
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Franz Kafka’s “The Trial” (a Broadway musical preview)
K., a dark haired, mysteriously handsome man with suspicious eyes, is being taken away from his apartment by LOCAL AUTHORITIES.
(Note to composer: bouncy, upbeat, yet somewhat sinister piano).
K.’s Neighbor:
Joseph K., your only name
what do you have in store?
K.:
I’m being held captive by the law
but I do not know what for
In a politely formal tone
I’ve asked repeatedly, “What gives?”
but I’m none the wiser of the hows and whys
they’d rearrange the life a simple man lives
(rearrange the life a simple man lives)
(Short piano solo and return)
K.:
This puzzles me and strikes me as disturbing
Warder:
Quiet you!
Take comments to the Court of Inquiries
they’ll see what they can do
Chorus (offstage):
So K. was left to wonder
had a hearing the next week
then at that time, poor Joseph K.
was hardly let to speak!
(Oh!)
(Musical interlude, while in the rear corner, stage left we see a PRETTY WOMAN WITH WEBBED HANDS taking a bath listlessly. FADE LIGHTS to switch to Joseph K. sitting at home looking gloomy).

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