» Preramble Well, well, well… Putting together the first online edition was enough to drive me to drink. It was a short drive. How do you say…

» over a year apart. how do we stand it? do you suffer it too? it’s raining tonight. can you believe it? middle of winter and it’s…

» Time again to regale you with my wit. To sweep you off your feet with my genius of prose and clarity of thought. But that’s bullshit....

» [Ed: to be placed when our typist’s paycheck clears.]            

» There’s so much talk. Do you remember that feeling that a conversation could give you when you were fifteen? Utter frustration or elation. Chasing logical ghosts…

» for the last four weeks i have been panicking over this column and the lateness of the second issue and the multiple typographical and layout errors…

» Puxa! Number four, the year’s end. Who would’ve thought I’d last another year? Winter is upon us. In an effort to make this issue less Satanic…

» [Ed: This essay does not appear as it was written specifically for an analog audience and wouldn’t work in this context.]            

» It’s early Sunday morning, March 10^th [1996]. I have thirty hours left in America. This is the last issue of majenta, I suppose… It’s hard to…