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A·L·C·O·H·O·L·I·S·M (6)
» Alcohol disuse self-diagnosis profile. We at majenta know how painful and difficult to escape sobriety can be. Here’s a test to see if you need help....
Armageddon Soup (online)
» You just see that guy? What guy? The guy…
For the Twelve Days of Christmas: Twelve Additional Definitions of the Word LOVE (all)
» Love 1. impious sex. 2. moving in — necessitating the facsimile of. 3. cramming an awkwardly shaped dildo into the ass of someone dressed as Cupid;…
majenta’s Horoscopes (6)
» Gemini You are hilarious this month. Just like the hit movie about the twins with Danny DeVito and Arnold Swartzenegger. Oh, shit! Did I say funny?…
Nature & Science (all)
» The Trouble with Spitting Cobras Spitting cobras are extremely dangerous reptiles. They can grow more than twenty feet in length and they live in tall grass…
7 Sobriety Myths (6)
» Are you sober? Sobriety may seem outwardly appealing but think of what is cost you; what it is costing you. Here are the seven most destructive…
Catching up with the lists (8)
» It was Friday. Things were getting impossible quicker and quicker. Angelo had only been off work for ten minutes when they got impossible this…
Koh Samet (online)
» Koh Samet was disappointing initially. The docks were dirty and old and so were the boats and all the people there. The docks reeked…
Kyan’s Guilty Secret (6)
» I want to tell you about something that happened to me last year. Rather: something I saw. It’s not like it happened to me....
The Pecker Affair (online)
» Hey, wanna hear a story? My name’s Jimmy Olsen. Don’t even fucking do it. It wasn’t funny when I was ten, it’s not getting…
Reactionary Fungi (8)
» [The letter was headed to no-one. It may be this was for the purposes of discretion, or it could be he didn’t know until…
the first time I met Him (online)
» –or– Ezra Pound is the biggest asshole buried in Italy I was shopping in a QFC in Seattle for the very first time. I…
how I intend to give the Antichrist a good run for his money (online)
» If i had 50 billion dollars and people didn’t like me I wouldn’t try to make friends and kiss their asses and say, “Please…
the letters to Ayn Rand & the replies (online)
» and other brutally international love letters from WS Burroughs to Ayn Rand (memoirs of Vivian Five VI) July 4th, 1944 Dear Mizz Rand,     …
chlamydia is not a flower (online)
» I don’t like video games. This is because they are against God and nature. Video games are evil. I hate them. I hate them…
too much coffee voodoo (online)
» Sometimes I drink too much coffee. (My God! I just heard that sentence inside my head in the voice of Andy Rooney! For the…
the Devil’s greatgrandson… with my .44 gun (online)
» I haven’t been in Seattle long but I think I know all about it now. The piers are where to buy dope if you’re…
how my right hand had become familiar with the journal of Ayn Rand I will never know (online)
» I looked over my new chapbook which I put together for friends. New stories that I wrote in Asia. My hand suddenly slapped me…
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Holy Snakes! (online)
» This television script is based on characters from a screenplay The working title of that movie is: “Copyrighted — the consequences of 4 cent…
Things (8)
» things in the iris of my each eye there is a huckleberry pie and in each piece a dragon catching fly whose every breath…
Monsters & Fruit (5)
» Monsters & Fruit ¶ The word for smoke is the word of mercy, a memory of the fields burning behind him while he walks…
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