» –or– Ezra Pound is the biggest asshole buried in Italy I was shopping in a QFC in Seattle for the very first time. I had been…

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» and other brutally international love letters from WS Burroughs to Ayn Rand (memoirs of Vivian Five VI) July 4^th, 1944 Dear Mizz Rand,      I just…

» I don’t like video games. This is because they are against God and nature. Video games are evil. I hate them. I hate them exactly the…

» Sometimes I drink too much coffee. (My God! I just heard that sentence inside my head in the voice of Andy Rooney! For the love of…

» I haven’t been in Seattle long but I think I know all about it now. The piers are where to buy dope if you’re in the…

» I looked over my new chapbook which I put together for friends. New stories that I wrote in Asia. My hand suddenly slapped me and said…

» I’m just getting my ass together and in the process of resurrection. They call it waking up. I’m not going to call it that anymore. It…

» I have a friend named Patricia. I wrote a poem about it. It goes like this there was a dineh named patricia, so apolitical she joined…

» Calvin is introduced as CM’s brother because I think all younger siblings should pay a price for being born second. I’m first born so this is…

» The Brothers Karamazov is too long. War and Peace is even longer. It’s 1,400 pages in the Penguin edition. Atlas Shrugged is also more than a…

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» Since that Time magazine cover many fans have written to ask me why I took the pen name Ashley Pond V. Like so many movie stars,…

» My mom left my old man for a few months once. It was after he booted me out for being brave. It is my belief that…

» I heard all about your goodnews from our mutual buddy Dæmon-mailer. He told me how well you did. I was not surprised at all. I knew…