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		For the Twelve Days of Christmas: Twelve Additional Definitions of the Word LOVE Love 1. impious sex. 2. moving in — necessitating the facsimile of. 3. cramming an awkwardly shaped dildo into the ass of someone dressed as Cupid; spite. 4. callous sign of affection to avoid awkwardness. 5. a razor of tender appearance — a trap. 6. avoiding; not pursuing correspondence with. 7. sleeping with under certain circumstances. 8. a good night’s sleep after a jaded conversation; complacency; (I love you) in bed, a mild compliment or a sure sign of drug use previously. 9. anything over a year — a lasting relationship. 10. panic; neurosis. 11. knowing nothing of a person — fancy. 12. a face in one’s memories — a postcard.