CONTENTS: PAPER (CERTIFIED 100% VIRGIN OLD GROWTH REDWOOD), IOWA CORN, SACCHARINE, COPY TONER (STYRENE ACRYLATE COPOLYMER, CARBON BLACK), STAPLES, HATCH CHILE, RECOVERED MUCOUS FIBERS (USED AS A PRESERVATIVE), VIETNAM POPPY SEEDS, GYNEGELL, KILLED EBOLA VIRUS (AS INOCULATING AGENT), CHICKEN BONES, HUMAN BLOOD (AB-, O+, A+; AS MARKET ALLOWS), FAERY DUST, THC, PIGEON SPHINCTERS, DIOXAN, PROCESSED JAPANESE PATENT OFFICER PARTS, GUITAR STRINGS, QUEEN TERMITES, SULPHUR DIOXIDE, THE SOUL OF ANWAR SADAT, PISS, VINEGAR, BENZOYL PEROXIDE, SALT-PETER, MALT, ADRENOCHROME, MEXICAN VANILLA, COBALT-60, VINEGAROONS, CLAM JUICE, THE TESTICLES OF JOHN GALT, GUN POWDER, TOENAILS (FROM PAKISTAN), KEROSENE, PEACE & LOVE (USED AS SETTLING AGENT), HUBRIS, LOBSTER SHELLS, EXTRACT OF ORGASM (SOME ARTIFICIAL INGREDIENTS), LIQUID OXYGEN, SMOKED SALMON, KERATIN, KERRIGAN, LEAD, PLANARIA, OLD LACE, OAK, BROKEN RAVEN, FD&C MAGENTA #3.

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